Enter the Dragon

Dear blogders, let me introduce you to one of the gayest heroes ever created in Defense of the Ancients or better known as DOTA. The undieable, unkillable, unbanishable, undead ... Nai'x. Well why do I say that? Thats because this hero has a lifestealing attack, which grants it (notice I used 'it' ) the ability to drain the health of the enemies which it attacks. It's ultimate spell gives it immunity to all spells and it can move fast while slow down the enemies which it attacks. Thus it is GAY.

Now, let me introduce you to another gay hero in DOTA. The evil, cunning, stealthy, night-stalker. Why is it so gay? Well, its name tells you everything. It becomes a very strong hero at night, slowing you down, disabling your ability to cast spells before finishing you off.

Now, let me introduce you to a very powerful pokemon. It is called squirtle. This pokemon has the uncanny ability to shoot bubbles. It has a hard shell which it can retreat into when it faces danger and it has a powerful bubblebeam attack. Its strong attack can easily finish off the strongest of all other pokemons, making it one of the favourite pokemon a new trainer will usually start off with.

Combine all 3 characters and you get a powerful but funny-looking monster which you can find in Track...lol
-PEOPLE THAT ARE SWIFT AND STRONG, ROCK ON!!-

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